So my ex best friend and my ex boyfriend (the first dude I slept with) are together now and oh my god they have both gotten so fucking FAT. This is the best thing ever.
One of the best kinds of revenge!
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"“That cake is devolving into enjoyment, and that’s not what dessert is about.”
WHY THE HELL
CAN YOU NOT
WHEN YOU BLINK?!
Don’t be stupid
man, fuck this post
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST
IT IS 27 DEGREES OUTSIDE
JUST 5 DAYS AGO I WAS OUTSIDE IN A TSHIRT
LOUISIANA YOU FUCKING SUCK AG WEATHER
YOU WANNA MOVE TO BOSTON LEMMIE TELL U
EAST COAST PLUS WINTER EQUALS FROZEN NIPPLES
(/All of Michigan laughing in the background)
*Australia laughs at u in the background*
If I met my genderbent self it’d probably go like
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.